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DolphinD
Senior Member
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 Posted - 03/27/2012 : 12:48:59 PM
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...pee all over the seat in a bathroom? Seriously, I know how that plumbing works down there, how do they manage to not hit the target??
Annoy a Liberal, Work Hard and Be Happy!
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Easy
Senior Member
2932 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2012 : 1:21:20 PM
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| It's that Equality thing! They are trying to pee standing up, like a man. LOL |
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pescazorro
Senior Member
424 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2012 : 1:28:13 PM
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I think they actually pee forward to some degree. Learned this when we built an out-house at a cabin. The girls were complaining of pee coming through the front boards of the out house when sitting down. Simple fix ='s tin foil tacked up on the front inside portion of the outhouse. All of the men were astonished at this revelation. Not sure how this helps with your problem.
Bats can cause problems with girls and out-houses too but thats a whole nother story.
"Endeavor to Persevere.
Give,Give.. Never Take."
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Edited by - pescazorro on 03/27/2012 1:29:02 PM |
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marshgrass
Senior Member
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Posted - 03/27/2012 : 1:28:48 PM
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You men have a better rifle, so why can't y'all hit the target??
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Easy
Senior Member
2932 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2012 : 1:34:42 PM
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| Yea. but y'all are closer to the target and are shooting shotguns! |
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stonoman
Prolific Poster
12343 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2012 : 4:50:50 PM
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We are so bored it comes to this? :)
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wearthefishes
Senior Member
453 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2012 : 7:23:33 PM
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Put sign up...
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle/Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."
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"Notice there is no 'p' in 'seat'. Let's keep it that way." |
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Easy
Senior Member
2932 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2012 : 7:32:22 PM
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| Come on Stono! You told us about your Booger Pickin Finger. Just that time of year. LOL! I really liked the one about your dog borrowing your teeth! Now, that was funny. |
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claim
Senior Member
2101 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2012 : 8:44:02 PM
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I hear they hover. Don't know why....if they'd all sit, it'd be skin on the rim and no way they could splash the rim....but when they's doing the helicopter manuver, the stuff flies everywhere.
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"I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public."
~my dad
Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 17 year old
1 - 13 year old
1 - wife (The Warden)
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DolphinD
Senior Member
2293 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2012 : 10:23:25 AM
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Originally posted by claim
I hear they hover. Don't know why....if they'd all sit, it'd be skin on the rim and no way they could splash the rim....but when they's doing the helicopter manuver, the stuff flies everywhere.
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"I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public."
~my dad
Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 17 year old
1 - 13 year old
1 - wife (The Warden)
ECFC
That was my suspicion! I just don't get that, and it makes a mess!
Annoy a Liberal, Work Hard and Be Happy!
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Blue_Runner
Senior Member
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Posted - 03/28/2012 : 11:50:19 AM
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Please tell me they don't hover during #2?  
....and if they don't, then why hover during #1
It ain't no mystery...this beer's history! |
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flatscaster
Senior Member
2544 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2012 : 4:27:31 PM
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| greater muzzle velocity and proximity to target can cause spashback |
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Curly Dog
Senior Member
416 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2012 : 9:43:28 PM
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| I was in the bar business for 12 years and without a doubt the women's restroom was the nastiest at the end of the night. I asked my girlfriend and she said "hovering". |
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carolinacoot
Senior Member
1288 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2012 : 10:13:08 PM
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I used to live with a woman that would put her feet up on the side of the bath tub while sitting on the throne. Never figured out what that accomplished. Didn't make a mess though.
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penfishn
Prolific Poster
11660 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2012 : 02:54:20 AM
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Lots of women don't Sit on the seat whe they are not at home...and sadly many don't clean up for over sprays either
But we are a lot cleaner than you guys...come on...admit it!! You know you go in there and play "pee pee man" like your moms taught you...you know ..where you wheeeell back and try to make circles as you pee.....did your mo use bubbles?cheerios? Or food coloring? Haha...c'mon...admit it.... And quit forgetting to put the seat up, leaving a mess and blaming it on us!
miss'n fish'n
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Easy
Senior Member
2932 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2012 : 07:11:07 AM
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| I still can't get the picture out of my mind, of pescazorro! Down in that hole, in the already used outhouse. Tacking up that tin foil. He did say inside portion! No way!!!!! Those gals, would have just had to pee on themselves! |
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DFreedom
Senior Member
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Posted - 03/29/2012 : 08:34:13 AM
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| Sorry Penny. I had a small janitorial business when I was in college. I cleaned 4 offices every week and hands down, the women's bathrooms were far dirtier than the men's. YUCK! |
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APOB
Senior Member
655 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2012 : 08:36:25 AM
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Come on weather and fish warm up quick, these things are getting bad and we need to get outside more, LOL
I DONT HAVE A BOAT
BUT LOVE TO FISH> HINT |
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Black Bart
Senior Member
905 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2012 : 09:14:29 AM
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Originally posted by stonoman
We are so bored it comes to this? :)
Stonoman
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pescazorro
Senior Member
424 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2012 : 09:38:04 AM
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Originally posted by Easy
I still can't get the picture out of my mind, of pescazorro! Down in that hole, in the already used outhouse. Tacking up that tin foil. He did say inside portion! No way!!!!! Those gals, would have just had to pee on themselves!
For the record, i did not crawl into the hole. Rather, just reached down and tacked up the tin foil just below the seat to divert the wee wee.
"Endeavor to Persevere.
Give,Give.. Never Take."
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Easy
Senior Member
2932 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2012 : 10:39:19 AM
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| Thats what you say, now! I don't care if they pee all over themselves, I like them! That said, I"m leaving. |
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Happy Bob
Senior Member
1160 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2012 : 10:13:44 PM
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I've always wondered why it's the guy's responsibility to make sure the seat is down after we're done taking a leak? We have to raise it up to use it, so why can't the woman just put it down when they use it?(without screaming at the top of her lungs--"YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN AGAIN, I ALMOST FELL IN!!!) Ladies, look before you pee, we have to.
Bob Van Gundy
Marine Designs,Inc.
Custom Aluminum Fabrication
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claim
Senior Member
2101 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2012 : 09:13:23 AM
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Originally posted by Happy Bob
I've always wondered why it's the guy's responsibility to make sure the seat is down after we're done taking a leak? We have to raise it up to use it, so why can't the woman just put it down when they use it?(without screaming at the top of her lungs--"YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN AGAIN, I ALMOST FELL IN!!!) Ladies, look before you pee, we have to.
Bob Van Gundy
Marine Designs,Inc.
Custom Aluminum Fabrication
803-727-4069
I don't get it either. To me, it seems like it could be done in one flawless movement....stand in front of the commode, drop trow, begin the squat, reach back and lower the seat and if done right, the butt hits the seat at the same time the seat clanks down on the bowl rim. A perfect ergonomic motion.
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"I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public."
~my dad
Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 17 year old
1 - 13 year old
1 - wife (The Warden)
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Easy
Senior Member
2932 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2012 : 09:44:17 AM
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| If they turned to light on when they went in there would be no problem. 1.Turn on light. 2. Check for toilet paper. 3. Shift glance slightly and check position of toilet seat. 4. Make necessary adjustments to implements and proceed. |
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Bad Habit
Senior Member
2025 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2012 : 6:01:39 PM
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the proper position is LID CLOSED WHEN NOT IN USE!
OUR GOVERNMENT HAS BECOME THE ENEMY OF FREEDOM. |
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Happy Bob
Senior Member
1160 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2012 : 7:10:55 PM
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I tried closing the lid when I was done using it a while back, but got-- " WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP SHUTTING THE LID ON THE TOILET??!! I ALMOST PEED ON IT AGAIN!!!!"
I can't win for losing.
I guess it's back to... "Yes Dear, what ever you want Buttercup, how ever you want it Sweetie Pie, when ever you want it Pookiekins, and Yes, I know I was wrong again, Snookums".
Bob Van Gundy
Marine Designs,Inc.
Custom Aluminum Fabrication
803-727-4069 |
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