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StretchArmStrong
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Posted - 11/18/2006 : 2:24:53 PM
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quote: Originally posted by capnsandbar
Jerms, I think ya got brain freeze from being on the pole to long.
FOR SALE: 20" snow blower. Rarely used. Doubles as chum processor.
This makes me laugh.
------------------------ Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." |
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capnsandbar
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Posted - 11/18/2006 : 2:43:03 PM
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Oh hell. Just (**() on a moped. You are sick. Oh no I didn't mean that......Now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are.
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capnsandbar
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Posted - 11/18/2006 : 6:58:03 PM
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Sharkin, you have no idea the forces arrayed against you.
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flatscaster
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Posted - 11/18/2006 : 8:48:06 PM
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Jim's really ramping up the shart talking.
I'm wondering if he has his eye on a fancy Christmas present for that imaginary wife that he's counting on buying with her winnings.. and that just makes me sad.
Hey Sharkin, I'll tell you what, you can come over to my house and change diapers for me, I'll pay you a buck for #1, 3 bucks for #2, you can earn back your 20 dollars in about 4 hours that way, sucker.
Where is my mind? Way out in the water, see it swimming... |
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flatscaster
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Posted - 11/18/2006 : 8:50:29 PM
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team un-ambiguously heterosexual? You mean you're not even a LITTLE straight? Come on, you've got to be at least a tiny bit straight. No? OK, well whatever blows your hair back...
Where is my mind? Way out in the water, see it swimming... |
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capnsandbar
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Posted - 11/19/2006 : 08:14:08 AM
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Flats, on top of a fishing lesson, am I going to have to give you an English lesson too?
FOR SALE: 20" snow blower. Rarely used. Doubles as chum processor. |
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flatscaster
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Posted - 11/19/2006 : 09:50:52 AM
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whatever you say capn.
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sharkin
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 09:45:33 AM
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quote: Originally posted by flatscaster
Jim's really ramping up the shart talking.
I'm wondering if he has his eye on a fancy Christmas present for that imaginary wife that he's counting on buying with her winnings.. and that just makes me sad.
Hey Sharkin, I'll tell you what, you can come over to my house and change diapers for me, I'll pay you a buck for #1, 3 bucks for #2, you can earn back your 20 dollars in about 4 hours that way, sucker.
Where is my mind? Way out in the water, see it swimming...
Just remember what my imaginary wife said about your shirts and yes she needs a new rod&reel for xmas
SOunds like you have that diaper thing down so I will leave it alone.... Have to get back to my list of other things I am going to do with your guys money now!!   
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Phin
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 09:53:40 AM
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I might not be able to fish this tournament y'all. I will still come get a T shirt though. You all know I can't catch trout, and this tournament is in the middle of my exams. Should I go ahead and say that I'll pay the winner my 10 bucks the week after at SCB&G?
Seriously.
Where is the weigh in anyways? What time? Any honorable mention for a bushel of ersters or pint of fiddlers, etc.?
Luke 8:22-25 "Miss Phin" Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
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capnsandbar
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 11:05:28 AM
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I'm thinkin you oughtta go for clams Phin. That spot we fished last PUSU was full of em.
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sharkin
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 1:36:12 PM
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quote: Originally posted by capnsandbar
Sharkin, you have no idea the forces arrayed against you.
FOR SALE: 20" snow blower. Rarely used. Doubles as chum processor.
OH dont worry the FORCES will be with me
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Phin
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 2:18:48 PM
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Sharkin, are you part of the Luke Skywalker/Team aquashirt now? Only he can tap into the full power of the FORCE.
.....unless you have bought that Glassmaster you were talking about buying w/ the 70HP Force on the back.
Luke 8:22-25 "Miss Phin" Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
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sharkin
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 4:32:26 PM
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Dont underestimate the power of the DARKSIDE |
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StretchArmStrong
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 5:11:29 PM
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thats what ur sister said when she bent over and...nev.
------------------------ Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." |
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Phin
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 5:15:39 PM
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Luke 8:22-25 "Miss Phin" Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
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sharkin
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 5:23:20 PM
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StretchArmStrong
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 5:28:08 PM
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too late porkchop.

------------------------ Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." |
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SC2079BS
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 5:35:42 PM
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Shirts are in.
SHUT UP AND FISH!!! Scout Costa 170-SC2079BS |
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capnsandbar
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Posted - 11/20/2006 : 6:25:08 PM
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Just got a call from Haz. He is tied up with work on the 2nd. Anybody got room on their bote?
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DillyDally
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Posted - 11/21/2006 : 3:27:16 PM
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oops... wrong room... sorry!
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capnsandbar
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Posted - 11/29/2006 : 08:16:47 AM
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StretchArmStrong
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Posted - 11/29/2006 : 09:26:13 AM
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Thursday is tomorrow.
------------------------ Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." |
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capnsandbar
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Posted - 11/29/2006 : 09:30:00 AM
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Good Good, now what's 2+2?
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Edited by - capnsandbar on 11/29/2006 09:30:25 AM |
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StretchArmStrong
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Posted - 11/29/2006 : 09:50:07 AM
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my calculator says its 4
------------------------ Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." |
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jerms
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Posted - 11/29/2006 : 09:51:44 AM
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That's exactly 1/6th (in inches) of the overall length of Team Aquashirt's winning trout on Saturday... that's what 2+2 is!
------------------------ The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
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