Ok I had time to do a compression test tonight, and every cylinder had basically the exact same reading: ~130psi with throttle valves closed, and ~135psi with throttle valves wide open. I bought a cheapo gauge, so the values might be slightly off, but at least they're all consistent.
However, I noticed oil around the spark plug holes, and the spark plugs look a little fouled to me, but I could use some help interpreting them. They're all 1 year old.
Still trying to track down the source of corrosion on these bolts, seems less like a blown head gasket now...